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The Playbook

Tactical Posts From the Team Behind the Numbers.

Email, paid media, creative testing, lifecycle. What we learned and what worked, written by the operators running the playbooks.

How to Choose an Ecommerce Email Marketing Agency
Email & Klaviyo12 min read

How to Choose an Ecommerce Email Marketing Agency

Most email accounts arrive broken in the same ways. Here's how to evaluate an ecommerce email marketing agency: what to ask, what to pay, and when to hire.

June 2026Read post
The Best Ad Hooks for Social Media
Creative & Paid Media10 min read

The Best Ad Hooks for Social Media

Every major hook type ranked by real CAC data from 52 DTC accounts. Which formats stop the scroll on cold traffic — and which ones backfire.

June 2026Read post
How Email Marketing Fuels Your Overall Inbound Strategy
Email Marketing10 min read

How Email Marketing Fuels Your Overall Inbound Strategy

93.7% of inbound conversions happen in the first 7 days. Here's how to wire email into your funnel so every blog post and SEO win compounds into revenue.

June 2026Read post
What Is AppLovin and How Does It Work for Ecommerce Brands?
Paid Media8 min read

What Is AppLovin and How Does It Work for Ecommerce Brands?

AppLovin just opened to ecommerce brands. Here's what the platform is, how it finds buyers, what ad formats it runs, and what we're seeing in early DTC tests.

June 2026Read post
Email Marketing vs Social Media: Which One Actually Grows Your Business?
Email Marketing9 min read

Email Marketing vs Social Media: Which One Actually Grows Your Business?

The brands that grow predictably invest in email infrastructure before scaling paid social. Here's the actual data on ROI, reach, and conversions.

May 2026Read post
Klaviyo vs ActiveCampaign: Which Is Better for Ecommerce?
Email & Klaviyo11 min read

Klaviyo vs ActiveCampaign: Which Is Better for Ecommerce?

At 10,000 contacts the platforms reach near parity on price. The gap that matters is structural — and it shows up the moment you try to build behavioral flows.

May 2026Read post
Klaviyo vs HubSpot for Ecommerce: Which Is Better?
Email & Klaviyo13 min read

Klaviyo vs HubSpot for Ecommerce: Which Is Better?

After managing Klaviyo across 52 DTC brands, here's when Klaviyo wins and when HubSpot earns its price — scored on automation, pricing, and CRM.

May 2026Read post
Meta's Andromeda Update: What DTC Brands Need to Know
Paid Media & Meta5 min read

Meta's Andromeda Update: What DTC Brands Need to Know

Andromeda killed the single hero ad model. Here's how DTC brands need to rethink creative strategy, how many personas you actually need, and what the data shows.

May 2026Read post
Ecommerce Discount Strategy: The Metric, the Mistakes, and What to Do Instead
Ecommerce Strategy10 min read

Ecommerce Discount Strategy: The Metric, the Mistakes, and What to Do Instead

Brands don't become discount brands because they ran a sale. They get there because a dozen small decisions quietly trained the audience to wait for one.

May 2026Read post
Why Your Facebook Ads Aren't Scaling
Paid Media & Meta9 min read

Why Your Facebook Ads Aren't Scaling

The DTC marketing pyramid that decides whether Meta ads scale, plus the in-account moves that matter once the fundamentals are sound.

May 2026Read post
Can a Klaviyo Agency Improve My Email Revenue?
Email & Klaviyo8 min read

Can a Klaviyo Agency Improve My Email Revenue?

Most Klaviyo accounts underperform for structural reasons, not strategic ones. Here's what a Klaviyo Partner fixes and how to know if your account qualifies.

May 2026Read post
What Working With a DTC Marketing Agency Looks Like
DTC Strategy9 min read

What Working With a DTC Marketing Agency Looks Like

Hiring a DTC marketing agency? Here's what a productive engagement looks like from day one, based on 52 client engagements.

May 2026Read post
Why Your Klaviyo Welcome Flow Isn't Converting
Email & Klaviyo6 min read

Why Your Klaviyo Welcome Flow Isn't Converting

Your welcome flow is losing revenue daily if PTSR is under 10%. Here's what 52 DTC brand audits taught us about fixing it.

April 2026Read post
How to Master Mobile-First Email Design
Email Design3 min read

How to Master Mobile-First Email Design

Over 60% of email opens happen on mobile. If your emails aren't designed for thumbs first, you're leaking engagement, conversions, and revenue. Here's how to fix it.

March 2026Read post

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