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Sweat Pants Agency Research

Original research from 4,000+ DTC campaigns across 40+ accounts.

Counterintuitive findings on what actually moves retention revenue. Free to read. No gating on the data.

8research reports4,000+DTC campaigns analyzed40+DTC and subscription accounts

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Each report is self-contained, around an 8-minute read, with the data + methodology + audit framework all in one place.

Subject Lines

The Email Subject Line Report

Across 4,000+ campaigns, the patterns that win opens are the opposite of the patterns that win clicks and revenue. The two clean rules.

+10.6pp

ALL-CAPS delta on click rate, but opposite signal on opens

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Welcome Flows

The Welcome Series Anatomy Report

Email #1 is the only welcome email worth A/B testing. The 9-element anatomy, the $25 vs $10 discount finding, and the founder voice paradox.

60-90%

of welcome revenue comes from Email #1

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Conversion Timing

The Email Conversion Window Report

The conversion window closes before most welcome series finish. The same pattern repeats for the second purchase at Day 90.

93.7%

of 30-day prospect conversions happen in days 0-7

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Unsubscribes

The Unsubscribe Calibration Report

The most counterintuitive finding in the series. Below 0.1% isn't list health — it's under-pushing. Brand-level and campaign-level data.

5.2x

RPR ratio: high-unsub vs low-unsub broadcasts

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Creative

The Email Creative Levers Report

The 11-lever leverboard from coding 52 winning and losing broadcast emails. Why length doesn't matter and density does.

+46pp

delta for strong action-verb CTAs

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Send Times

The Email Send Time Report

Most marketers send when they're at their desk. The data says the leverage is when most teams are not.

$0.250

peak email RPR at 3am ET — not business hours

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Benchmarks

The Email Marketing Benchmarks Report 2026

Full percentile distributions for open rate, click rate, unsubscribe, bounce, prospect conversion, and the repeat-purchase curve.

53.7%

median DTC email open rate

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Flow Performance

The Email Flow Performance Report

Where the money lives versus where the leverage is. The three under-built flows worth fixing first.

$1.50

Cart Abandonment RPS, but Back in Stock at $0.84 is 71% under-built

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Methodology

How the data was gathered

Every report in this series draws from the Sweat Pants Agency portfolio of 40+ active DTC and subscription brand accounts, trailing 12 months. We pulled 4,000+ broadcast campaign sends (filtered to sends of at least 1,000 recipients to remove noise), plus per-account flow performance, prospect cohort exports, and per-message welcome series breakdowns.

Within each report, we use within-brand quintile analysis to isolate patterns from brand-baseline variance. Top quintile and bottom quintile campaigns within each brand are coded, then aggregated portfolio-wide. Sample sizes per finding are documented in each report's methodology section.

We exclude pre-existing customer revenue from prospect funnel analyses, exclude Apple Mail Privacy Protection impact when reporting on click rate and revenue (open rate signals are explicitly flagged as MPP-inflated), and normalize flow taxonomy across Klaviyo, Postscript, and Attentive setups.

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