Sweat Pants Agency

Free Email & SMS Audit

Unlock 20%+ Revenue Growth Hiding in Your Email & SMS Program.

Most 7-8 figure brands are leaving 20%+ in hidden revenue on the table every month from email and SMS. Our free audit shows you exactly where it's bleeding and how to plug the leaks.

The team behind Hunt A Killer (20,484% growth) and SnapCare (146,319% growth)

Limited to 3 audits this month·Normally $2,500 — free for qualified brands

The Pattern

Big Mistakes We Find in 90% of Email Audits.

After auditing hundreds of brands, these critical issues are costing you thousands in monthly revenue.

Mistake 01

Poor Deliverability Setup

73% of audited stores have deliverability scores below 70 — meaning thousands of emails never reach the inbox.

Mistake 02

Missing Revenue Automations

Most brands are missing 3-5 high-impact flows that could generate 5 to 6 figures monthly on autopilot.

Mistake 03

Unengaged Subscriber Lists

Average store has 60-80% inactive subscribers killing sender reputation and reducing performance.

Mistake 04

Poor Segmentation Strategy

Sending generic campaigns instead of targeted messages based on purchase behavior and lifecycle stage.

What You'll Get

What's Included in Your Free Email Audit

Our comprehensive audit covers every aspect of your email marketing program. Here's exactly what you'll receive:

1

Revenue Analysis

See exactly how much revenue you're leaving on the table and what percentage of total revenue should come from email.

2

Account Health Score

Get your deliverability score and identify issues preventing your emails from reaching the inbox.

3

List Health Assessment

Discover how many subscribers are actually engaged and identify your high-value customer segments.

4

Missing Automations

Get a complete map of the high-impact flows you're missing and what each one is worth.

5

Campaign Performance

Benchmark your email performance against industry standards and identify your biggest opportunities.

6

Strategic Roadmap

A clear 90-day action plan to fix the issues and start seeing results immediately.

The Process

How It Works (4 Simple Steps)

01

Apply & Get Approved

Fill out our short qualification form. We only accept brands doing $50K+/month with growth potential. Same-day response.

02

Grant Secure Access

Provide read-only admin access to your ESP so our team can analyze your performance and deliver your audit. 5-minute setup.

03

Receive Your Audit

We deliver a custom audit presentation with data-backed analysis covering every revenue lever. 3-5 business days.

04

Strategy Walkthrough

45-minute call to review findings, answer questions, and discuss your 90-day plan. No obligation.

What Brands Say After the Audit

Email performance improved across every metric.

It's a relief that our Sweatpants team cares just as much about our brand as we do. Our email performance has improved across every metric since we started working with them.

Francesca Accurso

Francesca Accurso

Digital Marketing Manager, Kitty Poo Club

Rigor we couldn't get from any other agency.

Sweat Pants brings rigor to email that we just couldn't get from any other agency. Strategy, copy, design, and execution all under one roof — and the numbers prove it works.

Andrew Bernstein

Andrew Bernstein

Co-founder & CEO, Kinder Beauty

Their email design team is fantastic.

I really enjoy working with the Sweatpants team. Their email design team is fantastic. They come up with fun, engaging designs that have drastically improved our email performance.

Jennifer Rea

Jennifer Rea

VP of Marketing, Crafters Box

Trusted by Category-Leading Brands

Featured Email Case Studies

What This Looks Like in Practice

Specific brands. Specific levers we pulled. Specific email and SMS results their P&Ls saw.

DTC · Manufacturer

Condition 1

679% revenue growth in their first holiday with us.

The setup

Texas-based rugged case manufacturer. 2024 BFCM underperformed and they needed a partner who could finally unlock email and SMS into the holiday peak.

What we did

10 months of foundation work, then a coordinated BFCM 2025 campaign that crushed a 100% growth goal — almost 7x over plan.

The result

+679.9%

BFCM revenue growth

What You're Probably Wondering

Yes, completely free. We normally charge $2,500 for this comprehensive audit. We offer it free to qualified businesses as a way to demonstrate our expertise and earn the right to a conversation.

Sample revenue analysis from a Sweat Pants Agency email audit

Are You Leaving Revenue on the Table?

We only run a handful of audits each month. Claim yours now and walk into your biggest season with a plan that's battle-tested.

Normally $2,500 — free for qualified brandsNo obligation3-5 day turnaroundYours to keep