Sweat Pants Agency

The Performance Marketing Agency

We're Not a Marketing Agency. We're a Growth Engine on Retainer.

Hire us for the full system or plug us in on the channel that needs the most leverage. Built for DTC and subscription brands $3M to $100M+. You work directly with senior operators, not a junior account manager who escalates everything.

The team behind multiple INC #1 fastest-growing brands

$2B+revenue generated$350M+ad spend managed3.5+ yrsavg client tenure
Currently accepting 3 new clients this month

You're Probably Here Because

Something Stopped Working.

  • CAC has been creeping up for two or three quarters
  • Your previous agency runs a checklist, not a strategy
  • Your in-house team is great at execution but stuck on the same playbook
  • You're spending more to get less, and your CFO is starting to ask questions

That's exactly when we work best.

Your Digital Marketing Growth Partner

At Sweat Pants Agency, we don't rely on generic playbooks or surface-level metrics. Instead, we focus on what truly matters: driving real, incremental growth for your brand. By identifying the metrics that align with your goals and optimizing every touchpoint, we deliver measurable results that go beyond in-platform ROAS.

Retention is as critical as acquisition. Our team has sent over 4.3 billion emails and 147 million SMS messages, pioneering strategies like post purchase in cycle upsells for subscription brands.

DTC Pet Care Brand

Approach

We cut campaign volume by 50%, gamified offers, and refreshed flows with personalized, behavior-driven messaging to reverse the trend of declining engagement.

Results

In just 30 days, revenue per campaign jumped 229%, repeat customer revenue rose 93.1%, and conversion rates improved, all with half the emails and triple the return.

Trusted by Category Leaders

Hustle Butter discount offer
CalmingCo email creative
Half Bak'd discount offer
Bailey's oil email creative
Chicken Cock Super Bowl commercial
Greater Half free gift offer
Trek Light new arrivals
LonoLife email creative
Stop Soldier Suicide email creative
Tea Makers email creative
KinderBeauty discount offer
Outstanding Foods email creative
Fresh Meal Plan discount offer
NutriSense email creative
Hustle Butter discount offer
CalmingCo email creative
Half Bak'd discount offer
Bailey's oil email creative
Chicken Cock Super Bowl commercial
Greater Half free gift offer
Trek Light new arrivals
LonoLife email creative
Stop Soldier Suicide email creative
Tea Makers email creative
KinderBeauty discount offer
Outstanding Foods email creative
Fresh Meal Plan discount offer
NutriSense email creative

Why Top Brands Choose Sweat Pants Agency

Tired of agencies that overpromise and underdeliver? At Sweat Pants Agency, we set a higher standard with expert talent, customized strategies, and a relentless focus on measurable growth.

Other Agencies

  • Junior staff or interns manage day-to-day
  • Outsource key components
  • Set-it-and-forget-it approach
  • Vague updates and surface-level metrics
  • Generic playbooks copied from someone else's brand

Sweat Pants Agency

  • Senior experts handle your account
  • Full-service, in-house team
  • Constantly optimizing against business outcomes
  • Transparent reporting tied to revenue, not platform vanity
  • Custom strategy built from your customer research

Our Clients Love Us, and You Will Too

If you have a chance to hire the Sweat Pants Agency, then you need to. They are easily the best growth team I’ve ever seen. They spend the time getting to know your customers and they turn that into efficient and effective marketing.
Ryan Hogan,
Ryan Hogan,Co-Founder, Hunt A Killer

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Frequently Asked Questions

We are diverse marketers. We are the marketers behind the INC #1 fastest growing consumer product in 2020, the INC #1 fastest growing healthcare company in 2022, and over 2.2M app downloads for a Fortune 50. We have succeeded in DTC, B2B, apps, and more.

We love the challenge of speaking the language of your customers. We take all brand standards seriously and are highly adaptive. We have several copywriters on our team and have worked on a wide range of brands—from serious to cheeky. If we can’t adapt to your brand voice or we believe it will be a challenge, we’ll let you know.

Our preferred method of communication is a combination of phone calls, email, loom videos, and Slack. However, we are flexible and willing to adapt to your style of communication.

There are times when we have several people on our waiting list. Other times, when we can onboard and launch a campaign in as little as a couple of days. This depends on seasonality, demand, and many other factors.

Most agencies charge for onboarding. We don’t. We look at onboarding as a time for us to learn about you, your brand, and your customers. It is a time for us to come up with a strategy. While we are fairly flexible about when we take over accounts, we do prefer to have at a minimum 1-2 weeks of onboarding time.

Stop Watching CAC Creep Up. Build a Growth Engine That Actually Compounds.

Our team of experts live, breathe, and geek out on marketing so you don't have to. Tell us what's broken and we'll be honest about whether we can fix it.

Devyn Pukteris
Anna Sullivan
Chelsea
Danielle
Mateo Ramos-Jang
Holly
Dmytro
Juan
Leon Luna
Karli Bortolotto
Peter Szabla
Mehar
Sidra
Eric Carlson
Landon Shaw
Daria Skyba
Angi Vasquez
Ksenia Belei
Yurii Klovak
Ola Poida
Mariana Kuzenko
Iryna Push
Nazar Tkachivskyi
Mirjana
Sandra Sudheer
Teodora Ilic
Devyn Pukteris
Anna Sullivan
Chelsea
Danielle
Mateo Ramos-Jang
Holly
Dmytro
Juan
Leon Luna
Karli Bortolotto
Peter Szabla
Mehar
Sidra
Eric Carlson
Landon Shaw
Daria Skyba
Angi Vasquez
Ksenia Belei
Yurii Klovak
Ola Poida
Mariana Kuzenko
Iryna Push
Nazar Tkachivskyi
Mirjana
Sandra Sudheer
Teodora Ilic
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